In Which I Ponder Time Travel and Whether I’m Wise Now

The road to adulthood is weird, and sometimes I think we never really get there. I mostly have it together, but I also grab a bag of gummy worms every time I’m at CVS and I still have a Hotmail account.

We all arrive at maturity differently, and my road took me 2,000 miles from home. I’m sure staying in a small town would have lent itself to its own lessons, but landing in a huge city at 20 years old was something of a shake-up. Being firmly nestled in a city with one million other people, nary a square mile undeveloped, leaves little opportunity to remain stagnant in any regard–something new is always on the horizon, and someone new is always walking into your life.

Introverts are nothing if not thinkers, sometimes to our own detriment. But for all the hours I have spent staring at my ceiling wondering how to build my empire or if I should be exercising more I’ve also taken notes on what works in my life and what doesn’t.

If I could write a field guide to 20-year-old me and tell her how to get through the next 15 years in one piece… I’m not sure I would. Some lessons are better learned the hard way. But if I was offering myself advice on the pitfalls I was about to fall into, it might be:

Don’t burn every bridge. People are complicated. Even the mostly good once. Especially in their early 20s, when no one really knows who they are but they feel an inexplicably intense pressure to have their master scheme figured out. That kind of dichotomy creates a lot of insecurity and often manifests itself as misbehavior. But really, at any age, even the beloveds in your inner circle will disappoint you from time to time. Disappointing behavior does not a villain make. Don’t strike a match on a bridge that just needs a bit of duct tape. However…

Don’t be afraid to walk away from bad eggs. You’ll know the ones. There will be bosses who let you do their work and collect six figures while you put your gas on a Visa card and count the hours until pay day. There will be roommates who make cruel comments and sell it as a brand of humor. You will notice moments, however fleeting, where your engagement with these folks leaves a knot in your stomach. A ball of energy that sits, heavy, like a bad sushi roll. Notice it. You could make excuses for this type of person, but don’t. In these cases, and only in these cases, where maliciousness or conscious neglect are at play: Ignore the previous bit of advice. Light the match and watch the bridge burn, baby girl.

You will never know everything about anything. Most things are more nuanced than they appear at first blush. Just when you think you’ve peeled back the last stinky layer on an onion, you’ll look down and see you’re not even halfway to the core. Or maybe you’re actually holding an orange. If you’re sure you have something all sorted out, be dubious. You’ll find the people who are most confident about a political or social issue (or anything at all) just have the smallest minds about it. The world is an unsolved Rubik’s cube. Don’t hone in on a green square and argue with anyone who swears they spot some blue and red out there.

Speak up for other people. More than you speak up for yourself, even. You’re a pistol so you may as well use your chutzpah for good. Keep an eye out for people who don’t have the luxury to pipe up because they have more to lose than you do. Be their champion if it doesn’t put them in a compromising position.

Surround yourself with people who get it. You’re gonna know people who don’t understand you at all. That’s fine, as long as they’re also supportive. It’s not fine if they poke holes in your dreams or tell you you’ll regret your decisions because they made different ones. Constructive, meaningful feedback, that’s one thing. If you’re about to quit your job, a devil’s advocate is your friend. But some people never had the guts to go for their own home run so they’re gonna tell you to bunt no matter what. Find a solid group of friends who celebrate your successes with stars in their eyes and make you want to be a better person. The ones who are creative souls also on a path of self-discovery and self-improvement usually “get it.” Thems your people.

Don’t dim your own light. Resist throwing your achievements in anyone’s face (no one likes an arrogant asshole), but don’t pretend they didn’t happen to make someone else feel more comfortable.

Be humble. You could be wrong.

If you don’t quite feel like an adult, it’s not the end of the world. At some point, a small child in your care will fall down or swallow something plastic or hit her sister. There will be a split second where you turn your head to look for the grown up before you realize that’s supposed to be you. I still can’t be sure, but I think everyone feels this way.


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